3 Pairs

Yesterday evening, as Jen was getting the kids ready for bath time, I heard a kerfuffle coming from the bathroom followed by loud laughter. I went in to investigate and found that Miles had put on 3 pairs of underwear, instead of the usual 1 (or 0). He thought it was hilarious, as did we all, but it was unclear whether he had planned this moment for the comedy, or whether he had been enjoying this knowledge all afternoon as a private joke of his own. The world may never know.